I stayed because I thought if anyone can change me, can make me not me, it was you! The greatest kung fu teacher in all of China! I stayed because everytime you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled it hurt, but it could never hurt more than everyday of my life just being me. Shifu: Then why didn’t you quit? You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed! Shifu: Yes! I was! But now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
Po: You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you’ve been trying to get rid of me! Shifu: You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior! Po: Come on! How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung? I can’t even beat you to the stairs! Shifu: You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits! Shifu: Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet! Po: I just ate, so I’m still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on. Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me? Po: Oh! Is that what this is? I’m so sorry! I just thought it was a regular peach tree! Oogway: Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom! Po: Oh, yeah! We’re clear, we’re clear, we’re so clear! Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through, I promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn’t! Are we clear? Shifu: You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Shifu: Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinkie? Po: Developed by Master Wuxi in the 3rd dynasty, yes! Po: The Wuxi finger hold? No no, the Wuxi finger hold! Shifu: Don’t stand that close, I can smell your breath. Po: Now wait a minute, that was a little uncalled for. Shifu: And your utter disregard for personal hygiene! Po: Those are sensitive in the flabby parts… Shifu: One must first master the highest level of kung fu, and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Mantis: Sorry, it’s just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this… Shifu: Po, you’re alive… or we’re both dead. Viper: I’m sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready. Po: The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at – Ow! Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.Ĭrane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes. Mantis: He’s not gonna quit bouncing, I’ll tell you that. Tigress: If he’s smart, he won’t come back up those steps. It’s gonna take a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
Po: Then I guess my body doesn’t know I’m the Dragon Warrior yet. Tigress: It is said that the Dragon Warrior can go for months without eating, surviving on the dew of a single ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness! Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. Oogway: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. You’re bluffing! Shifu didn’t teach you that. Tai Lung: You… you’re just a big… fat… panda! Po: There is no charge for awesomeness… or attractiveness.
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